Karen Adams

Feb 272010
 

Don’t worry, you don’t need to slave away doing ab crunches and all those complicated ab workouts to get that beautiful, lean, toned stomach you’ve always wanted. Instead, you can just cheat your way to great abs with these can-not-fail tips!

#5 Great Abs Are Out of Style.

Things have changed — now it’s all about beer bellies! No one really cares so much about great abs anymore. All the big trendsetters when it comes to what’s hot and what’s in are saying it loud and clear — flab is fab, lean is not.

#4 Most Extra Fat Finds its Way to Easily Concealable Areas.

Sure we were just chatting about beer bellies before, but really, they aren’t a big deal, because your body has this amazing system in place — when you eat too much and develop some fat, your body just shuffles that extra flab over to some hidden little area that no one can see, like on your back somewhere. You’ll never look big to anyone!

#3 Beaches? What Beaches?

Think about it. We’ve got global warming, we’ve got pollution, it’s all pretty crazy, and who really wants to go to the beach anymore? No one really spends any time there — I haven’t heard of anyone going to the beach in years, and I’m practically an expert about these things.

#2 Buy One Of Those Electrode-Based Machines.

Wondering why you see all those ads for those weird, pulsating ab workout machines that attach to your stomach? It’s easy! They just really, really work! Seriously, there’s no issue at all with them being inconvenient, fake, or prone to breaking down. Nope, you just attach a bunch of awkward electrodes to your flab and blast it away, we swear!

#1 What Could Ever Be Wrong With Diet Pills?

If using a pulsing robo-machine doesn’t fill you with excitement, why not fill yourself with those amazing diet pills instead? According to the people advertising them (who, of course, have no interest in anything but your health), they really work well, and are totally awesome! Sure, they might be placebos that do nothing at best and kill you at worst, but hey, someone’s got to try ‘em, right? Goodbye crunches!

If you want to have a toned and lean body – get ready for a great body workout. You will find a fantastic workout routine and some nutrition info at Bodyrock.TV.